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Patrick talking about the “Young Volcanoes” video

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writtenly:

Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND

(via chief-rumbly-noises)

The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

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whoreiero:

ryan-shmoss:

petez-wentz:

Fall Out Boy split up
Lead vocalist does own music and dyes hair
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My Chemical Romance split up
Lead vocalist does own music and dyes hair
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if this is a holy trinity of emo thing, please never let brendon go blonde

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flowerfrick:

last night my boyfriend was very upset and tired and when i asked him what is wrong all he told me was “i just want joe biden to think i have potential” and kept crying

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

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snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought 

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OMFGSDBFSfhkjas

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I’M SCREAMING

(via sparrowwitharrows)

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

(via msjgingerbread)

baby:d... d... d...
father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

pinkiepony:

Me discussing Nash Grier with a friend

(via barakatsbellybutton)

Glasgow Commonwealth Games 2014

(Source: jjamesmcgoaway, via mcavoyclub)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

@agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

(via sparrowwitharrows)

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

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