its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
So FOB is filming a roman themed music video and they need stunt men, a large intimidating guy, a pope with a limp, an innocent looking guy to cross dress as virgin Mary, a woman to play a queen, a mystery man/angel/hooded man that’s old and wise looking and random extras to be in a crowd for a song called “Centuries”
You win the internet for ‘best gif use’
- Modern royalty AUs
- Accidentally read his/her diary AUs
- Egyptologists AUs
- Rockstar and groupie AUs
- Book club AUs
- Met at comic con AUs
- Lifeguard AUs
- 1920s con artists AUs
- Running from the police AUs
- Librarian AUs
- Rebels against the government AUs
- Internet friends AUs
- Time traveling AUs
- Struggling artists AUs
See the problem with the post is that after all these notes I haven’t had ONE fic sent to me
the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with your parents and they dont know patrick is cussing or singing about sex because all they hear is werekjwwknzewdown;lngl;uanwncockitglwjrnplg pull it
how to make ur anime:
(something) no (something)
done now u have an official working title for ur anime
tfw no gf
I never realised you could be in love with a shoe until I went on the Chie Mihara website. (x)
*is arrested for trying to put the shoes in her mouth*
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
[sweats nervously] d-did somebody say…girls? [wipes forehead] wowie uh, well, I, uh…[fans self] whoa well yes I-I guess, uh..[tugs at shirt collar] I guess they’re, y’know…um[dumps a bucket of water on self] kinda pr-pretty, um..[crawls into a pool of cold water] pretty neat and um..[falls on face] really cute