imagine while on a group mission bucky trips and falls flat on his face and while the rest of the team just stares wide eyed thinking 'oh shit oh shit oh shit' you hear steve’s soft whisper of
'you done bucked up'
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omg why have I wasted my life saying I’m bisexual or pansexual when I could be ambisextrous
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.
Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1
- u get horny over fucking everything
- you fucking ruin your panties
- what the hell
- people just fucking stop
- this list is fucking awful
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
the horror and concentration on his face
why do men romanticize letting a girl’s hair down like undoing her ponytail or something before sex like do u realize that if you pull out my elastic you’re not getting soft waves cascading around my face you’re getting knotted pieces of straw greased with hairspray and overrun with hidden bobby pins u don’t want this